Hugo and Roy went out together with no girlies today. They discussed the football results, the best places to drink real ale, the gender pay gap and whether or not it's acceptable to have facial hair. Roy said not, but Hugo pointed out that a tidy little beard and long ears are helpful when you want to gather as much water and mud on your face as you possibly can!
Then they talked about girls. Roy said that Daisy was his one and only and the love of his life. Hugo said that he can't decide between Poppy, Hovis, Millie, Edith and little Bella, and boasted that even though he's getting on a bit he's still a bit of a catch.